I just tried "Stiglets"

"KatzManDu" (KatzManDu) 08/12/2015 at 04:12 • Filed to: None

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They taste horrible. Burned pretzels and a bit salty. WTF?

Wheelerguy > KatzManDu 08/12/2015 at 04:19

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That’s because you didn’t eat Twiglets at all. You ate an actual Stiglet . Some—no, most people—say that Stiglets taste horrible.

And worse? Some also say that once you eat a whole Stiglet, you turn into the Stig and win all of the car races and date the beautiful women you become a disfigured, mute 47% horse-man with glass visors for eyes. And anyone who tries taking your helmet off will become a Stig for a day then explode into bits because being a Stig is too much for an average human or some people say.

KatzManDu > Wheelerguy 08/12/2015 at 04:29

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That explains it.

Baeromez > KatzManDu 08/12/2015 at 04:32

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Some say they’re toasted exclusively over the exhausts of old Lancias. Some say they’re dipped in motor oil. All we know is, THEY’RE CALLED STIGLETS!!!

KatzManDu > Baeromez 08/12/2015 at 04:39

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And that’s what they taste like :(

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > KatzManDu 08/12/2015 at 05:29

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Are they the same as normal twiglets? I love those.

KatzManDu > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/12/2015 at 06:47

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I was informed they were.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > KatzManDu 08/12/2015 at 06:49

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I’ve been called disgusting for eating those.

CalzoneGolem > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 08/12/2015 at 07:21

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You’re disgusting for other reasons.

djmt1 > KatzManDu 08/12/2015 at 08:13

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Tesco are usually good when it comes to offers but 28p? Come on, that’s not even trying.

shpuker > KatzManDu 08/12/2015 at 08:21

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Some say they’re actually just dried out Stig fetuses...

KatzManDu > djmt1 08/12/2015 at 09:24

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LOL — that was just the 1st photo via google image search!